先胖不算胖

星期二, 五月 29, 2012

Afghanistan and Tibet

Afghanistan schoolgirls are the target of poisoning because girls going to school is against their religion and culture. TV talks are showing the westerners how stupid and cruel this has been. I'm totally with the westerners. However, why don't the same civilized people respect this case the same as Tibet and let them keep their 'pure heavenly peace' forever...

星期五, 四月 27, 2012

Disney trip

从迪兹尼回来了,六天。玩得挺好--主要是期待值比较低。飞机正点,旅馆没有臭虫,租车没有爆胎,饭菜都可吃,排队没有晕倒。看来提前研究,避免错误选择,迪兹尼还是可以去的。
飞机正点
JetBlue, 一个人不到200块,服务还不错--像点菜似的点饮料小吃,而不是推车送货,据说是车会妨碍乘客上厕所,这下空姐可麻烦多了。态度也比United强。可惜回程戴戴座位的电视不能调台,只好跟我换位--他要看足球。在Dulles机场看见前一天运来的航天飞机。
旅馆没有臭虫
至今从未见过臭虫, 但总是小心提防,尤其是南方。有朋友从佛罗里达带回过臭虫,家里闹得一塌糊涂。 我们租的一室一厅,可以做饭洗衣服,很方便。要是人多,租townhouse就更好玩一点。 这个Liki Tiki 村离Disney十几分钟,有水公园、小高尔夫、脚踏船和球场。第五天我们匆匆赶回来因为妹妹特别想下水,打仗似地滑了15分钟水滑梯。
租车没有爆胎
Hertz的SUV,比小车还便宜,不明白。有些小公司的看评论会很糟。
饭菜都可吃
在EPCOT里面的“挪威皇家宴会厅”吃140块钱的早餐,主要是妹妹要见那里的公主:灰姑娘、白雪公主、睡美人、美人鱼、《美女与野兽》里面的美女(野兽不来,可惜)。她们一个个来桌边访问,拥抱、照相、游行,弄得妹妹无心吃东西。另外三个人可是大快朵颐,各种熏鱼、奶酪、莓子,随便招呼。所以戴戴也不亏。
Magic Kindom里发现九块多一个的火鸡腿,举着边走边吃,被评为当天亮点--这个一定得看照片 在摩洛哥,吃大餐,看肚皮舞--幸亏没坐中间,要不还得一块儿跳,不行,没功底啊。 德国餐馆没预订,只好吃点快餐,反正德国人就是香肠酸白菜,当然人家有啤酒。 其它的简易美式快餐都不比外面差,比想像的好。 在外面吃牛排、海鲜饭,戴戴当然十分满意--在饭馆他比我吃得多!
排队没有晕倒
哦,差点忘了,最最重要的:玩儿。
第一感叹这里的管理和设计
排队是最可怕的事。带着小孩儿排队就更可怕了。这里每个游乐项目入口有一个不断更新的牌子,报告排队时间,我见过最长的是90分钟。他们好像是根据过去经验,队尾在哪个位置意味着多久的等候, 帮你计划和决定。但很多最热门的项目有“快通”(FastPass), 就是用门票领一张“快通”,上面告诉你什么时间回来,通常有一个小时的裕度。如果你在这个小时内回来,就走“快通”通道,不排队直接进,超过那些蜿蜒曲折的长队,好爽啊,呵呵。但通常领了一个“快通”,这张票就有一两个小时不能再领。我们头一天晚上看书查一遍每个项目的介绍和不同年龄组的评分,决定去与不去和优先级、紧张程度。排一个“快通”计划,在不能拿“快通”的时间段去其它的项目,整体安排得很合理。手机上可以看到每个队伍的等待时间和“快通”发放时间,比较实时,省得乱跑。一家子也是人齐马壮,说走哪儿就走哪儿, 给劲。(看那么多老美挺老大的孩子还坐推车--这倒也是Disney一个方便群众的举措,提供大量可以推大孩子的童车--这能减肥吗?)一天游玩结束,调查每个人当天最喜欢的项目,爸爸说: 拿“快通”。 呵呵,成就感!
除了用“快通”和排队时间预告来真正分流人群,Disney还在心理上减轻等待的痛苦。排队位置有效利用空间,让队伍来来回回从入口边经过,总是马上就到的样子。由于来回盘绕,走了很多冤枉路,但只要走动人就感觉希望,即使终点又回到起点。排队的地方也有各种玩具、游戏--信息有的是,只要你忙着,怎能分辨是在等还是在玩儿?演出前也用一些噱头和观众上台来给大家开心。总之不能让你闲着。
厕所看似不多,都造得似乎很隐蔽,外面看是小小的门,跟周边环境融为一体,很有风格,进去可是极少排队,比机场强多了。六天没发生紧急情况。
第二感叹员工教育
工作人员非常多,都高高兴兴,很帮忙。指挥交通的人反复喊同样的指令一天不知多少次,要我真要打人了,他们还满口问候和玩笑;化妆游行的人一天好几次,要我肯定木然了,他们还汗水淋淋地笑啊,跟你拍手啊,逗孩子啊,拥抱啊,累不累呀;每个工作人员都有整个公园的时间表,随便问谁都能告诉你别处的情况;一个看管游戏入口的看见戴戴排队执意要等飞船发射上层控制台的位置(比较少),干等着也不去下面大量空着的控制台,就说你先去下面玩,这场结束赶紧出来,我给你留一个上层的位置。其实这个不太抢手,她这么做既不怎么影响别人,也使戴戴的经历更愉快。在饭厅戴戴掉了半个汉堡,打扫的人让他等着,一会儿就端来整个一个新汉堡给他--只好吃一个半,真饱啊。我得挣多少钱才能这个工作态度?
第三感叹创造与沉溺
本来觉得Magic Kingdom尽是公主啊,仙女啊的小孩玩意儿,拖着戴戴去两天有点抱歉。结果他非常乐意,得益于今年一月才开始的一个新游戏“魔国法师”--领五张卡片一张地图,培训一分钟,按图索骥找一些“魔界窗口”(Portal),用钥匙卡打开窗口,其实就是神神道道的一个屏幕演一些动画片,让法师你斗法降魔: 举起来你的卡片,那里摄像头识别了,就让动画里的妖怪败给你,然后告诉你下一个线索,再去找另一个“魔界窗口”。那种在熙熙攘攘的人群里,寻找一个秘密通道的感觉很好--也许是中央火车站的出发到达牌,也许是小饭馆的老壁炉,也许是街角商店橱窗的窗帘里面,也许是异国风情的塔侧装饰,只要找到锁孔,标志着“你”的钥匙卡就能让窗帘拉开,屏幕亮起来,让你窥探魔界并与之激战。戴戴这个年龄喜欢这个在意料之中。
“魔界窗口”有时并不难找--好几个法师在排着等哪。令我吃惊的是这些法师一半以上是成人。更难以置信的是有些成人拿着一大本卡片。他们过去三个多月每天来这里!有满头银发的老叟,有跟我年龄相仿的健妇,也有坐轮椅车的胖妪。这个周而复始的游戏没有尽头。打败了九个妖怪的奖励就是再领五张卡片打败另外九个差不多的妖怪,继续拯救这个公园。那些卡片和动画都是Disney风格,就是说适合妹妹这个年龄的,粉粉胖胖有点可爱,好人坏人都就那么两下子,跟哈里波特没法比。但据说他们在Ebay上买卖这个卡片!一个中年妈妈来问那个爸爸法师要不要跟孩子一起去什么游乐项目玩儿,蓬头法师转过脸,目光呆滞地摇摇头,接着排队等Portal。
我知道我总是急于评判别人。可他们也太弱智一点了吧。小孩迷恋这么简单的游戏,大人尝试一两次,都可以理解。或者有时候大人坐在游戏面前无法脱身,的确可能发生。如果一个正当年的成人,放着正事和更成熟的娱乐不做,100天天天爬起来跑到公园来,就为玩这样的小儿科,实在实在惊佩!同时佩服这个游戏的创造者--在这个已经十分拥挤的园区,设计一个占地极小而且分散,硬件成本和软件成本都极低的新游乐,吸引众多粉丝,实在是非常有头脑。当然有头脑就得靠吃没头脑,自然法则。未来世界将是游戏的世界--最为环保的娱乐,以最少的资源娱乐尽可能多的大众。信息有的是,只要你忙着,怎能分辨一辈子是在等死还是在享受生活?我们的生活,又和他们有什么本质区别呢?不太本质的区别,就是希望多一点点创造,就是说,玩一个周而复始的创造游戏, 哈哈。

星期二, 三月 06, 2012

Newseum

Went there for the first time. Love it. Needed more time.
In the restrooms, the tiles imprint some real media mistakes.
(You can have a laugh here too, similar stuff: http://www.schoolstaff.co.za/id44.htm)

And I like this one:
"Babies are what moms eat."
Not because of the brutal image, but the fact that native speakers, actually writing professionals, make such mistakes too. No guilt for me!

Surely First Amendment and Berlin wall there were impressive.

星期五, 十二月 16, 2011

Christmas Tree

I bought a fake tree years ago, for convenience and cost-efficiency -- yes I'm cheap.

Today I feel sad driving by a "tree farm" and saw so many rootless trees standing there waiting to be chosen. They are like pigs raised to be slaughtered. Even worse they were slaughtered and risk not being picked, going straight to landfill. Yes if you live in the woods all the time, dragging one inside to decorate is pretty sweet and festival-ish. Anyway many similar trees are cut down and burnt, you know what I mean, that's the life style. But the reasonable past becomes the ridiculous tradition. We cut down life to celebrate.

星期四, 十一月 03, 2011

Marine Corps Marathon Healthy Kids Fun Run


Just 1 mile. Big name, uh?
As a custom, the day before MCM has some nasty weather, to clear up for a sunny Sunday. Was it three years ago that Naly got so soaked and upset hiking on Shenandoah trails with pouring rain and leaky sneakers?
This time it's wintry mix :D.
He enjoyed it as you can tell.

We are not promised anything

Some think they are. They hold on to it. Lucky.
Some thought they were. Broken heart. Pathetic.
Some knew it deep down, just forget it from time to time, like me. It is just easier to assume, to pretend this will go on and on, as planned.
But such a disturbing morning, I'm reminding myself:
We are not promised anything.

星期一, 十月 31, 2011

Initiative 26 in Mississippi

Some experts say it will have a good chance passing next week. A total ignorance of women's right and biology. I can not believe something like this is happening in somewhere US, my US image ;). In history this might help showing pro-life people how ridiculous a path this is taking them down to, at the expense of many lives, especially women's.

I contacted the only one person I know from that state. Here is what she has to say:
I don't believe it.
I don't think that Mississippi has come that far since the 60's.
I don't know anyone where who is able to vote in Mississippi and I only have a couple of cousins in Mississippi. I'm sure they don't vote. They never have before.
I do know one person in Mississippi that might vote, I'll call her this evening to see where she stands on this.

星期二, 八月 30, 2011

Moose Hi


8/24
This is Yellowstone. It's stinky and smelly. It's fun and beautiful. And it got mud puddles.

8/25
This is the stinky stinky Yellowstone. It's fun. I love the hails and I hate the hails.
It got mud puddles. I saw three bears & a coyote. I saw a lot of buffaloes. I saw a lot of elk. I saw a dying buffalo.

8/30
I saw a moose with a baby moose. And then I saw a daddy moose.
I saw some elk, bighorn sheep. I went to Old Faithful. I saw a lot of mountains. And I saw another mama moose, and not a baby. I saw some buffaloes. That's all I remember. The end. Bye bye.